January 2012
December 2011
When I was a kid, I didn't have a laptop, iPod,...
Fuck it.
It’s hard for me to think about my age and it being the place to act young. Thinking that now is when you can walk around with clasped hands and public kisses without a care cause it’s fresh and there’s time. I hate knowing that I’ve never been loved, or liked, but a good mouth and hands.
I find it difficult to forgive myself for not being there to save whatever got lost....
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
me: can i hang out with my friend next weekend
parents: where are you going to go
parents: what's their name
parents: where do they live
parents: how old are they
parents: are they from the internet
parents: what are their favorite colors
parents: what about hobbies
parents: what about pet names
parents: do you have a boyfriend
parents: are you lying to me
parents: what ethnic group are they
fuckermcfuckington:
x62x:
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